Okay, hey all my bubbly friends! I made a new blog because my old one was completely wacko! I saw the world totally wrong, but I think I still have to fill you in on some of the holes between my ugly life and now my new adventure as a pretty. My last post, talked about David, well I'm so over him...I can't believe I liked an ugly!
Ewww, that's like
whiffing your own poo! Also, Tally was a spy and she was the reason the Special
Circumstances captured us. I'm so glad that Tally helped out the police to help capture the rebels. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been this happy. She saved me from total
uglyism. Yes, it is an actual disease. It's too bad that she got roped into the "Smokies" beliefs. I wonder why she did turn us in after she was all into David. Speaking of him, I wonder if she has told David yet. . . that will be a fun thing to watch! Anyway back to me, once I became pretty, I realized that there is nothing wrong with being pretty, perfect and being able to party every night! I don't know if you noticed, but all three words started with a P! Anyway, I just wanted to express my appreciation to the Special Circumstances for saving me! I was a rebel child, (lame child) and ran away to this weirdo place called the "Smoke." I can't believe I actually enjoyed manual labor. I think the thing I most regret about my years as an ugly is that I messed up my friend Tally. I convinced her to come with me to the Smoke, and now she's a messed up ugly! She doesn't want to become beautiful like every other pretty out there. After, I turned pretty, Tally tried to save me from the Special Circumstances! I am so worried about her. She will never know the joy in the world if she doesn't just give in to proper
society. I mean, now I'm tall and elegant, my eyes are deep and soulful, flecked with copper and gold. Every one of my features is filled with elegance. Seriously, who wouldn't want to look like me. Tally had to lie and tell me that they messed with my brain during my surgery, just to get me to come with her.

Crazy, right? I
don't feel any different, just happier. I have just realized that there is no point in being ugly. She might be the one that's insane! Everyone from The Smoke is full of schemes and rebellions, crazy with fear and paranoia, and even jealousy! That's what being ugly does to people. What a drag! But not me. I feel bubbly all the time and shouldn't everyone?